"The Tig-o-bitty Mountains" sung to the tune of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain"
New lyrics by SessoScrittore
One Friday as the sun went down,
and Sports Center was just ending,
at the door was a hottie knockin',
on her breast tat was a rendering,
of a QR code, that she ask I scan,
A site came up, amounting,
to a wondrous land, and she led my hand,
to the Tig-o-bitty mountains
. *moan for two lines*
Well, I'll see you guys,
from between some thighs,
in the Tig-o-bitty mountains!. In the Tig-o-bitty mountains,
all the boobs are perfect shaped,
all the gals squirt lots of lubricant,
and their numbers mean no wait
. . Gimme the damn glass
"The Tig-o-bitty Mountains" sung to the tune of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain"
New lyrics by SessoScrittore
One Friday as the sun went down,
and Sports Center was just ending,
at the door was a hottie knockin',
on her breast tat was a rendering,
of a QR code, that she ask I scan,
A site came up, amounting,
to a wondrous land, and she led my hand,
to the Tig-o-bitty mountains
. *moan for two lines*
Well, I'll see you guys,
from between some thighs,
in the Tig-o-bitty mountains!. In the Tig-o-bitty mountains,
all the boobs are perfect shaped,
all the gals squirt lots of lubricant,
and their numbers mean no wait
. . Gimme the damn glass
"The Tig-o-bitty Mountains" sung to the tune of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain"
New lyrics by SessoScrittore
One Friday as the sun went down,
and Sports Center was just ending,
at the door was a hottie knockin',
on her breast tat was a rendering,
of a QR code, that she ask I scan,
A site came up, amounting,
to a wondrous land, and she led my hand,
to the Tig-o-bitty mountains
. *moan for two lines*
Well, I'll see you guys,
from between some thighs,
in the Tig-o-bitty mountains!. In the Tig-o-bitty mountains,
all the boobs are perfect shaped,
all the gals squirt lots of lubricant,
and their numbers mean no wait
. . Gimme the damn glass
Another old favourite